Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Welcome To Evicting Justin Case


This is the very first post to what I hope will be an exciting, dynamic blog that has the potential to change your life.

Justin Case - Who is he??? Why does he need to be evicted??? What did this poor guy do??? Are we putting someone out on the street to become HOMELESS????

You may be asking these questions, but most people already are quite familiar with this elusive character. 

Justin Case lives in all our homes and minds and says things like:

" Save it, you will need it...someday."

"If 1 pair of black pants is good, 27 pairs are better."

"I got that shot glass at my best friend's cousin's wedding."..18 years ago.

" I neeeeeeeed that recipe card, I can't find it anywhere else"...except on the back of the box.

"All those Martha Stewart wedding issues are still good"...you were married 15 years ago.

" But is was on sale!"... 8 years ago and it still has the tags on it.

"Its my wedding china!"...then get it out and use it! Don't wait for the queen to come to dinner!

"It matches my black pants."... yea, so does everything else, they are BLACK PANTS!

"I'll wear it when I loose weight."... you lost weight, gained weight, lost weight and still don't wear it!

"It may come back in style." ... as a Halloween costume.

We need to save all this stuff... Just In Case.

But you really don't! Your home, your mind and your life will be cleaner, clearer and less cluttered. 

Let's get started...
Evicting Justin Case




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